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COM Membership Subscription Terms of Service Agreement We'd like to help you get your pictures and profile online to share them with others, to help you express yourself to the world, to give you an experience that you will hopefully find fun and amusing and maybe — no promises! The Agreement which follows establishes the mutual relationship chzt will exist between us. Either of us can break our ties at any time though some linrs will go on after this Agreement terminatesbut our Agreement here establishes the legal chhat and responsibilities we, together, will have in regard to each other while our relationship continues - and afterwards.
What follows is a contract, and so you should read each of its provisions carefully liness that you understand them. In order to post here, you Sec to enter into the following "Terms of Service" Agreement with us. By clicking the button below that says, "Yes! I accept the Terms of Service and enter into this Agreement" and also when you communicate with other Members, lihes when you establish a profile in which you can upload information, statements, or photographs, you enter into the Agreement. You can't change the Terms vis Service or alter cha in any way or only agree to Se of the provisions. If you don't want to agree to the Terms of Service, you should use your browser "back" button or exit from this site by clicking this link here and proceed out of this website.
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In this Agreement, "Service" and "Services" are used interchangeably to mean these same things or any of them. COM is intended and operated only for purposes of entertainment and fun and for no other purpose or purposes. We have created and operate what we think to be the best platform in existence to encourage and facilitate the process of bringing people together online. We hope that you meet other people you like through our Services — and that they like you, too. If you'd like to flirt, we hope that you get to do that, too. But we do not guarantee that you will ever meet, chat, converse, or flirt with, or exchange any information with any other real person, or any other real person looking for a genuine relationship.
We aim to entertain and amuse you — and in order to enhance your enjoyment of the time you spend with us, we will employ technical means to engage you in the simulation of flirting with and discovering other attractive people. If we do it well, you may never be able to tell that we are doing it or know when it happens. This is more fully explained in Section I. COM in a reasonable way under procedures that enhance your enjoyment and the benefit that you will receive from our Services, to protect your autonomy, expression, freedom of choice access, and security in ways that seem reasonable to us in our sole discretion and to endeavor to accomplish these things in the manners particularly described in this Agreement.
COM and its Services as we see fit, to terminate or modify any or all of its Services, to terminate your Membership or that of anyone else, or even to terminate this site or any Service or any part of any Service at any time, for any reason or for no reason, with or without prior notice to you or anyone else, as we choose, in our sole discretion. Our choices will always balance competing interests and values, including our own, and our decisions may not satisfy everyone nor perfectly nor even approximately accomplish any particular goal mentioned in this Paragraph.
COM by doing what we think is the right thing and you agree to accept our services exclusively on that basis. We will answer your questions within a reasonable time about these "Terms of Service" and the way our Service operates. We may decline to answer questions about proprietary information or trade secrets in the operation of our site or for any other business reason. We will design and implement reasonable measures calculated to assure your reasonable but severely attenuated and diminished expectation of privacy in the context of a Service which, by its very nature, attracts public attention to your appearance and profile, puts you in contact with strangers, and which depends on advertising and promotion with other, independent entities for commercial viability.
You will be able to post your photographs, personal profile, and comments, and engage in instant chat with other persons in line with our Member Privacy, Security and Information Usage Policy, Section D. When we change this Agreement, we will send you an email advising you of the change and post the changes, as more fully explained in the controlling provisions above, in Section A. Our liability to you concerning any of these obligations and any duty which we might owe to you are limited by the disclaimers of liability and other provisions contained in this Agreement. A Summary of Your Obligations to Us.
The following language conveniently summarizes many of your obligations to us. Some or most of the obligations described in this Part C. Neither that a duty described elsewhere is omitted in this Part C. You promise and represent to us all of the following, subject to all of the terms of this Agreement: You agree that when you register with us, you will honestly and accurately enter the true date and year of your birth. You also agree that all of the other information you provide us for any purpose at any time will be truthful, accurate, and complete, as provided for in Paragraph 9. You agree to keep your email address registered with us current and to monitor your incoming email every day.
You agree to read the email messages we send you. If they announce a change or modification of these and you do not wish to agree to them, you agree that you must immediately cancel your Membership in the manner provided for in this Agreement and that you will nevertheless be bound by those changes or modifications should you fail to immediately cancel your membership. You agree to click on the Terms of Service link located on our homepage to check for changes or modifications in these Terms of Service at least as frequently as you use any of the Services offered by us.
You agree to read the provisions of this Agreement and to ensure that your conduct conforms to the rules and obligations set forth in them in every respect, at all times. You agree not to do any of the things that this Agreement prohibits. You agree to seek amplification or explanation from us in regard to any term, wording, or provision that you do not understand or which seems confusing or vague to you and to accept our explanation or interpretation, in our sole discretion, as authoritative, final, and controlling, You understand that more detailed Registration Rules Section E.
Member Standards of Conduct Section F. You agree to obey the laws of every jurisdiction, national, state or provincial, and local that has authority over you in your use of our Services. You agree that you will not use the Services to infringe or violate the rights of or to intimidate, harass, or bully any Member or any other person at allnor to violate our rights, nor do any of these things in any place or manner outside our Services with information or other things that you obtained using our Services. You agree that, in using our Services, you will at all times act reasonably and in good faith, and that you will not unreasonably burden or afflict or inconvenience the use of the Services by any Member or us.
Important details concerning your obligations are contained in this Agreement under Member Standards of Conduct. You agree that, in using our Services, you will accept sole and exclusive liability for the consequences of your own conduct in violation of this Agreement or in violation of the legal rights of any person, or in violation of the law. You understand that this Agreement contains many provisions regarding your own liability for your conduct, your complete waiver of any claim against us, and your indemnification of us should any aspect of your conduct give rise to a claim against us; each is important for you to understand in this regard. You agree that as a Member, you are using our Services for your own purposes and that the relationship between you and us is not a joint venture or partnership nor an employment or agency relationship.
We simply provide Services to you under this Agreement. You are not authorized to do anything at all on our behalf nor to tell or otherwise communicate anything to the contrary to any person under any circumstances. You agree that you will not share your password with any other person, nor through oversight or negligence, allow any other person to learn it. You will notify us immediately when you learn or suspect that the confidentiality of your password has been compromised. This obligation is more fully explained and is controlled by Section D. You understand that your registration entitle's you and only you to use the Services provided to you at registration, and that no right or privilege or access granted to you concerning the Service can be sold, assigned, leased, given, rented, or transferred by you to any other person or published or distributed without our prior consent in writing.
You promise that you will not do or attempt to do any of these things. You agree that you will co-operate with us in any reasonable investigation that we may conduct concerning the use of the Services by you or any other person. You agree to tell us as provided for in Section L.
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By "total fakes" we mean to include profiles that are total fiction, pure and simple, posted by people who bear no resemblance whatsoever to the identity described and we mean also to include communications generated by people who are deceiving you in every regard about their identity, description, and motives and communications from scripts and programs operated automatically to deceive and mislead, which may not actually not be transmitted by any real person at all. The real people you meet, if any, may be total imposters and may have malicious or pecuniary motives; they may even be paid to engage you.
There simply is no way to keep these characters and programs out of any social networking site any more than there would be a way to keep them all out of society in general, and so it surely possible, and more, perhaps likely, that you will encounter them here. You may be amused by them, too. You are most strenuously advised to trust no one but your Mother, and certainly not to trust the rascals or programs you will meet here. In this Agreement, you release us from all liability stemming from any of this. Categories of Membership and Charges: When you join as a Free Member you agree to the terms of this Agreement, but you do not agree to pay us any Membership subscription fee.
The terms of this Agreement remain in effect until it has been terminated in conformity with its provisions. Some of its provisions survive the termination of this Agreement. This Agreement adopts and incorporates the schedule of Premium Membership prices, the descriptions of the duration of the Membership Subscription Period, and the description of Premium Membership benefits as they are published and described in our Upgrade Page at the time that you enter into this Agreement. It also adopts and incorporates each and every change that may be made to that schedule at the time that such changes may become effective pursuant to the provisions of Section A.
We offer several categories or tiers of Premium Membership. These categories may include a Silver or Gold Premium Membership and may also include different, special categories of membership. When you subscribe to a Premium Membership, you do so under an initial discounted or promotional plan by which you pay a reduced price for an Initial Membership Subscription Period, which may be shorter than a Regular Membership Subscription Period. When you subscribe under such a plan, you agree to pay us, at the time when your Initial Membership Subscription Period ends, Sex chat lines in visa the normal, nondiscounted, nonpromotional, higher, price "the Normal Sex chat lines in visa for the next Lijes Membership Subscription Period and to do so again on liines recurring and periodic basis when that and all subsequent Regular Membership Subscription Periods end, unless this Agreement has earlier been effectively terminated in conformity chzt its provisions.
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COM has been protected by our special security protocols engineered to afford a high degree of integrity and protection against the theft, destruction, unauthorized use, or alteration of the information associated with you or collected from you. However, no one can guarantee absolute protection of data stored on servers, and we do not warrant or guarantee the protection and security of any data you enter, upload, or transmit, but we have a high degree of confidence that our protocols result in superior security. We assume no obligation to back-up any of your data or to provide you with any copy of any data.
You agree that our authorized representatives may gain access to your account and all of the information and data it contains and use it for any reasonable business purpose. They can, in their full, complete, and final discretion change or delete or add to any of the contents of your account — by way of example and without any limitation of the foregoing, to remove profane language, to change your listed gender, to remove images or text of any kind, and, in short, to make any and all possible changes in our sole discretion, of any kind or sort whatsoever, for any reason or for no reason, with or without any prior notice.
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You expressly consent to our disclosure and commercial use of the Content that you upload, communicate or transmit in your use of our Services and to our disclosure and the commercial use of any data or information derived or acquired from your use of the Services, including use by third-party advertisers, without effect to the other releases, grants, and licenses contained in this Agreement. The term "Content" in this Agreement means everything and anything at all that is capable of publication, posting, uploading, transmission, or communication, including but not limited to text, images, photographs, video, music, programs, and anything else so capable, at all, without limitation.
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